Called “the funniest farce ever written,” Noises Off presents a manic menagerie of itinerant actors rehearsing a flop called Nothing’s On. Doors slamming, on and offstage intrigue, and an errant herring all figure in the plot of this hilarious and classically comic play.
About This Show
March 19-21 & 26-28 @7pm, 22 & 29 @2pm at Andria Theatre
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Regular Season
Late Winter Show
Auditions
February 2 & 3, 6-8pm
Audition form submissions are open starting Thursday, January 1, 2026. Please check back then.
LLOYD DALLAS – The director of a play-within-the-play, called Nothing’s On.
DOTTY OTLEY – A late-middle-aged actress. Plays Mrs. Clackett, the housekeeper for the Brents’ home in England in Nothing’s On.
GARRY LEJEUNE – A stuttering actor, easily fired up. Plays Roger, the estate agent looking to let the Brent’s house in Nothing’s On.
BROOKE ASHTON – A young inexperienced actress from London. Plays Vicki, who works for the tax authorities and is trying to woo Roger in Nothing’s On.
POPPY NORTON-TAYLOR – Assistant Stage Manager.
FREDERICK FELLOWES – Has a serious fear of violence and blood. Plays Phillip Brent, who lives out of the country with his wife Flavia to avoid paying taxes and is on a secret visit in Nothing’s On.
BELINDA BLAIR – Cheerful and sensible, a reliable actress. Plays Flavia, Philip Brent’s wife, who is dependable, though not one for household duties in Nothing’s On.
TIM ALLGOOD – An over-worked Stage Manager.
SELSDON MOWBRAY – Elderly and with actorly mannerisms. Plays Selsdon, a burglar and an old man in his seventies, breaking into the Brents’ house in Nothing’s On
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Performances
March 19-21 & 26-28 @7pm, 22 & 29 @2pm at Andria Theatre
Tickets are not yet available to purchase until Monday, August 4, 2025. Please check back then.
Dates & Times
- Thursday, March 19, 2026 at 7:00 pm - Add Time
- Friday, March 20, 2026 at 7:00 pm - Add Time
- Saturday, March 21, 2026 at 7:00 pm - Add Time
- Sunday, March 22, 2026 at 2:00 pm - Add Time
- Thursday, March 26, 2026 at 7:00 pm - Add Time
- Friday, March 27, 2026 at 7:00 pm - Add Time
- Saturday, March 28, 2026 at 7:00 pm - Add Time
- Sunday, March 29, 2026 at 2:00 pm - Add Time
Cast & Crew
LLOYD DALLAS – The director of a play-within-the-play, called Nothing’s On.
DOTTY OTLEY – A late-middle-aged actress. Plays Mrs. Clackett, the housekeeper for the Brents’ home in England in Nothing’s On.
GARRY LEJEUNE – A stuttering actor, easily fired up. Plays Roger, the estate agent looking to let the Brent’s house in Nothing’s On.
BROOKE ASHTON – A young inexperienced actress from London. Plays Vicki, who works for the tax authorities and is trying to woo Roger in Nothing’s On.
POPPY NORTON-TAYLOR – Assistant Stage Manager.
FREDERICK FELLOWES – Has a serious fear of violence and blood. Plays Phillip Brent, who lives out of the country with his wife Flavia to avoid paying taxes and is on a secret visit in Nothing’s On.
BELINDA BLAIR – Cheerful and sensible, a reliable actress. Plays Flavia, Philip Brent’s wife, who is dependable, though not one for household duties in Nothing’s On.
TIM ALLGOOD – An over-worked Stage Manager.
SELSDON MOWBRAY – Elderly and with actorly mannerisms. Plays Selsdon, a burglar and an old man in his seventies, breaking into the Brents’ house in Nothing’s On.
Director – Brooklynn Bruner